So Leonardo said he was gay

Was in a kind of school field and Leonardo Dicaprio turned up. We got chatting. We’d met before of course. Then he turned round and said, ‘Doesn’t matter as I’m gay anyway’. Then I went to do Body Pump in the school hall. But Trudie had a problem with the music. It kept cutting out after thirty seconds. I had a look at her iPad, it was due to it having an intermittent internet connection. I managed to solve that. But we couldn’t do the Pump class as there were many people suddenly installing large tables and table cloths ready for a wedding. Then I woke up covered in cum. Then I woke up again. God I’m loving these new pills already. It’s like Citralopram without the sweats. I’m really looking forward to the point I wake up during the night screaming that I’m being attacked by a zombie. The rest of the day was pretty dull to be honest. Walked Sasha. Drove into town. Parked far too close to it. Forgot my phone. Went round some shops. Came home and built lego. Bah, can’t complain. Installed my new Apple Watch. Will take some getting used to. Fun day.

Thinking about getting my mother tattooed on my arse, so she can kiss it for the rest of my life

Started work on time, although only managed half an hour before I had to drive Jamie to the tattooists. Then spent the next three hours being a videographer to a ‘Sonic Show’ tattoo. It looks like a transfer. Got is he squeamish. I made a good job of the filming, Cat made a good job of the tattoo. Jamie made a good job of screaming and holding his stomach in. Drove back and cracked straight on with work. Annoying thing was that my Apple Watch was delivered while we were out. But, thankfully it was the usual UPS man and he called again much later in the day, I like him, much appreciated. So now have my new Apple Watch. It’s sat in the box (a box which will shortly be available), I’m going to open it and have a play around with it tomorrow. Walked to the gym, did Pump and walked home, thankfully it stayed dry. Did a tad more work as I really needed to catch up. Then did the dishes. Now waiting for pizza. Thinking about my next tattoo, maybe mother on my buttock. I can then sit on her and she’ll have to deal with all my shit for once.

5 HTP

So started taking 5 HTP yesterday, it’s supposed to be a natural antidepressant and sleep aid. Well, I’m feeling tired. Started on time. Worked to my precise hours (well within a few minutes). Walked Sasha. Went out this evening with my yellow friends. Spent a long time in the back of a car. Actually had to do an additional walk to get my 10,000 steps. Got some filming work to do tomorrow.

So trying out the new hours

Started this morning at 8:50, stopped at 1 until 2 and then finished at 5:30, all very strange. Walked to Pump, thankfully it stayed dry. Did Pump, walked home. Didn’t do any more work, okay, I did look at the forum though. Sat down and ate before midnight and watched tele. Got some new drugs to try tonight, can’t remember what they are called.

I’m surrounded by delusionists

And I know that word doesn’t exist, it should. Started far too early to drive to the train station, to sit on a train for an hour to then get on a tube and finally walk to the office. Then spent the entire day in four meetings. I’m not going to divulge the contents or indeed who they were with, but sometimes I wonder if we are all working on the same thing. Walked back along the South Bank and finally grabbed a train at Green Park and finally a train home. Long day.

So I walked to the gym without carrying a phone

Started this morning with looking at why my sql server had decided to fail again. Same cause, out of memory. It even managed to corrupt the database so wouldn’t even start on a reboot. Managed to get the rebuilt and the service started. Then looking at the firewall I noticed I was getting attacked by one IP address about every ten milliseconds. So blocked that one and found another one later. I expect all those hits on Apache were overloading the SQL server. It’s been running fine since, but I need to keep a very close eye on it. Work was shite. Walked the dog. Walked to the gym, as I’m now almost at my ultimate goal on Pokemon Go I didn’t take the phone, I just walked instead. Did Combat, walked home. Did a bit more work. I’m going to change my working hours. I think two hours on a Thursday afternoon should cover it.

There are worse ways to spend a Sunday I expect

Started this morning with coffee and a quick read of the paper. Took Sasha out. Then picked up my sister. Got some petrol and then drove up to Staverton. Had a nice leisurely flight to Lucknam Park. We failed to get hit by a glider. Had coffee and a poncy sandwich and then flew back via the estuary. Low wind, beautiful visibility, couldn’t really beat the day really, perfect flying weather. Drove home. Went out for a little bit, took down a Mystic gym from level ten to zero in thirty-six minutes. Did the accounts, powered up a load of Pokemon. Now it’s coming up to midnight so must be time to pick Jamie up from the station.

Then the SQL server decided it wasn’t happy with life

Dropped Jamie at the Station. He’s off to Durham with blue people, except he can’t pronounce it. Walked Sasha and noticed my email appeared to be down. Came back and checked the server, apparently it kernel panicked at about 6AM and bombed out of memory. I restarted the SQL service and mail appeared to work again, so did the web server. Had lunch. Booked a helicopter. Was rather disappointed, offered a free helicopter flight and no-one offered me a decent bottle of wine. Still, I’ll take Sarah out for a decent flight, we’ll do a land-away and have a coffee or something. Headed out, did a home check for a cat. Walked up Gloucester road, it was spitting with rain all the bloody time. Topped up on balls, caught everything, although the escape and dodge rate is now tedious. Several gyms have gone down in this area now, it’s so easy to take them down, but a real chore to build them back up. Mia was saying that a lot of the Instinct strongholds have gone down, she’s doing a rebuilding session tomorrow. But I really can’t be arsed to trek all the way across Bristol. I’m happy to have a pop at the local ones, but no interest after that. Anyway, I’m about one-hundred and twenty thousand from level thirty. So I’m going to obtain that, get the egg incubators and hatch until they run out. I’m not spending any more money on incubators now, if I get coins from gyms then all well and good, then I’m quitting for the winter. Quiet night in for me now, ravioli and a couple of small glasses of wine, then off to bed and do some reading I think.

I really can’t seem to find the fun in gym battling

Work was tedious. Managed to get everything checked in. On a major downer on the whole thing though, had a major whinge about certain things. Walked Sasha. Ran out of normal Pokeballs. Walked to the gym, failed to get mugged. Did Pump. Walked home and still failed to get mugged (Read the local news). So I’m on Level twenty-nine, I need 180,000 to get to level thirty. Even though last night was kind of fun, I’m finding gym battles somewhat tedious. I wished we’d just drive round and chat rather than having to stop and do finger bashing for hours on end.

Another night in the back of a Ford Mondeo

Work again was fine, spent most of the day building stuff. Walked Sasha. Cold but pleasant. Worked through until early evening, had a shower and then met up with Mia and friends. Spent the night driving round taking down gyms, good fun. Something a bit different. Now need a shit load of potions to revive everything.